"What assurance do I have that your parenting isn't screwing me up?"

- Calvin of Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson 

"You know, there are times when it's a source of personal pride to not be human."

- Hobbes (the Tiger) of Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson  

"When your serious about having fun, its not much fun at all."

- Calvin of Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson  

"There's more to this world than just people, you know."

- Hobbes (the Tiger) of Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson

“You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.”

- Calvin of Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson  

“I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.” 

― Calvin of Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson  

“Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!” 

― Calvin of Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson  

"How can something be so plausible in the moment and so idiotic in retrospect." 

- Calvin of Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson  

"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world." 

- Calvin of Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson  

"Reading goes faster if you don't sweat comprehension." 

- Calvin of Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson